Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt

Picture this: a life of leisure, of enjoying the simple pleasures without the hustle and bustle of the rat race. Introducing our Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt! Embrace the freedom that comes with retirement, where every day is a Saturday, and the only deadlines are those you set for your afternoon naps. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement of a life well-lived, of hard work that has now paved the way for relaxation and bliss. With its comfortable fabric and relaxed fit, this shirt is a symbol of the carefree spirit that retirement brings.

But this shirt is more than just fabric; it’s a badge of honor for those who have put in the hard work and are now reaping the rewards of their labor. Whether you’re spending your days on the golf course, tending to your garden, or simply enjoying a good book, this shirt is your companion in all your retirement adventures. So why wait? Treat yourself or surprise a retiree you know with this Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt and celebrate the joy of a life well-earned. Embrace retirement in style and comfort today!

Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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