Grandma it’s so hot that when I fart I can’t tell if I shit my pants or just shirt

Imagine a scorching summer day, the heat so intense that even your bodily functions get confused. You let out a harmless fart, but the warmth tricks your senses, making you question reality. Grandma it’s so hot that when I fart I can’t tell if I shit my pants or just shirt. In these moments of sheer absurdity, you need the perfect solution to keep cool and collected. Introducing our innovative Cooling Comfort Shorts, designed to tackle the heat with style and grace. Crafted from advanced moisture-wicking fabric, these shorts ensure breathability and freshness, no matter the weather.

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Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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